Month: November 2004
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post annoyance
so here’s an irony: people who are anti-bush said that if bush won, they’re heading straight to the consulate for canadian visas.people who are anti-kerry said if kerry won, they’re heading straight to the consulate for israeli visas. bush won, and today i paid a highly anticipated visit to the israeli consulate. Liz v. Aliyah…
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Dear George
Dear President Bush, I thought I’d extend my vote into more of an explanation: Just because you managed to pull one or two more electoral score points does not mean America has spoken. It means 50% of America has spoken, and many, maybe 20%-30%, reluctantly at that. In fact, 100% of America has spoken, but…
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Dear John
Dear John Kerry, May I say, congratulations to you, your family, your campaign, and really, man – to you. You started out one of a sea of candidates, all mediocre at a time when the Democrats needed a strong leader pushing, post-Clinton. You astonishingly made it to the front, and with that, you took on…
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levers and knobs.
for some reason, as long as i can remember, i get really happy on election day. i feel good and wholesome and like i’m in a working process, just for a day, things are moving and shaking and stuff is happening – stuff that my entire american education was based on. freedom! choices! ownership! i’m…
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right to vote
lawsuits over the presidency? what about lawsuits over the stress these two fucks and the shitty american electoral system is giving me? or the respect i lose because i have to defend crap either way?i’ll vote, but tell me where i sign up for my insta-lawsuit. oh, there!http://slate.msn.com/id/2108996/