It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Yeah, it’s a plane.

Universe, if you know how liable I am to get distracted, why would you send low-flying planes buzzing past my window, across the street from my house… for two hours?!

First, I was all, go go go WARPLANE!

Then I was all, go go go FIREPLANE!

Finally, I concluded, it’s really probably just go go go crop duster.

Still, it’s fun to get really close up views of bright, loud airplanes right outside your window. When they’re not bombing you, of course.

Hey, remember when they were WARPLANES?!