This is why we can’t have nice things.

Lean in to what? My sleeping kids in a sweaty bed?

Really universe? Really?

I have a follow-up job interview today. I’m doing my best to Sheryl Sandberg this shit and last night attempted an early bedtime.

Sheryl, is this how it’s supposed to work? Because I think I broke it.

I was up twice before 1am feeding the infant.

At some point after that, not one but both of the older kids zombied their way into my bed and tangled themselves up on me.

After that I spent on-and-off time tossing and turning, deliberating whether to just get out of bed or stand my ground.

Was up again at 5am to feed Madame Milk.

Changed two diapers by 6:30.

And then I ditched the whole operation.

So what were you saying about Lean In?

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