Tag: kids eating crayons

  • Aaaaand my daughter ate a crayon.

    I look up from the table. Bebe bounds towards me, Buddha belly first, emanating tubby tummy joy. “Heeyy!” “Ima!” “Hey!” “Cracker.” She’s pointing to her mouth which is covered in… “What? What is that? There’s no crackers here…” It looks like chocolate. “Did you go into my special cabinet?” I ask her, with a suspicion that foreshadows…