This is who we are.

Part 1: 9:46 pm

Me: Lalalala bla bla bla.

Friend: Oh, happy anniversary.

Me: Oh, shit! It’s Tu B’Av!

Part 2: 9:50 pm

Me: Happy anniversary! I said it first!

Huz: Oh, yeah. It hasn’t been five years already, has it?

Me: It’s been four.

By the way:

We thought the extra bonus to getting married on Tu B’Av was so we would have a better chance of remembering. We thought wrong.