Boys and their mothers and their future girlfriends.

Better than an I <3 my kids tattoo...I guess we now know what types of girls Koala won’t be bringing home…

Koala: What is that?
me: What?
Koala touches and scratches my nose
me: What are you doing?
Koala: You have something here…
me: Oh, my nose ring?
Koala: What??
me: That’s supposed to be there.
Koala: Why?
me: It’s nice. It’s been there since before you were born. You’re only noticing it now?
Koala: I don’t like it. Take it out.

Imagine he had seen me in my tongue ring days!?





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