I guess we now know what types of girls Koala won’t be bringing home…
Koala: What is that?
Koala touches and scratches my nose
me: What are you doing?
Koala: You have something here…
me: Oh, my nose ring?
me: That’s supposed to be there.
me: It’s nice. It’s been there since before you were born. You’re only noticing it now?
Koala: I don’t like it. Take it out.
Imagine he had seen me in my tongue ring days!?