Nettles update: sixteen months

SHE’S WALKING…!!!

And she’s everywhere.

And she’s climbing onto the kitchen table to make it rain napkins and wipes.

And she’s climbing backwards down the stairs if she can outpace me.

Which – she can.

And she’s force-feeding baby dolls like the CIA is amateur hour.

And she’s yelling. YELLING ALL THE TIME: “AHHHHHH. MOTHER LADY!!!”

But she’s got curly hair. And she’s delicious.

(But… don’t be fooled: in her mind, she’s ripping apart an actual butterfly.)