Morah Wechter, Mrs. Eisenberger, Giveret Haramati HaYikarot;
I do hope you have all been fairing well.
I was accepted into Ulpan Etzion for January 2005. Exciting, isn’t it?
Oh, you mean you don’t understand why I would need to re-learn hebrew after all the hebrew teaching you’ve administered into my head?
Hmm, perhaps you should note that my intense sarcasm would indicate that YOU MAJORLY FUCKED UP!
[note: this is incredibly unfair of me. they did the best they could as disgruntled hebrew teachers. and they had a real knack for tearing up self esteem. may my hebrew ego rest in peace.]