Here are today’s highlights:
I had to wake up at 6 am for work.
I lost my wallet.
The bus driver refused to believe I’m over 18.
My bus broke down in the West Bank.
A pervert was feeling me up on the bus towards home.
The biggest juke I ever saw was next to the toilet as I was about to pee.
I mean, can it get worse than that?
Yeah, the country’s at war and Sharon is in a coma.