Eight-month pregnant lady walks into a lingerie shop.
Pretty, skinny sales girl approaches her and asks, “Are you looking for a better bra?”
Grumble.
“No, a present for a bride.”
Eight-month pregnant lady gets handed a lingerie set by pretty skinny sales girl. She asks the sales girl, “I don’t know, do you think it’ll fit? She’s small…”
Sales girl holds the set up to her own frame and replies, “Like my size?”
Pregnant lady’s eyes widen and she nods. “Oh, yes. It’s been a while since I did the whole ‘sizes’ thing.”
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