Socialized medicine: another take.

Yada, yada, socialized medicine will be great for me when I’m old and poor.

For now:

My friends raved about this doctor I should go to, nice guy, sensitive, etc. I call up to make an appointment.

“What medical caretaker are you under?”
“Maccabi.”
“Sorry, he doesn’t take Maccabi patients.”

Ahhhh!!!!!