Which came first, the bird or the meat?

Koala: “What’s this?”

Me: “Chicken.”

<Koala looks at it with horrified wide eyes>

Koala: “Noooo. What is it?”

Me: <gulp> “A… chicken. A תרנגלת.”

Koala: “This no chicken.”

Me: “It’s… not the same chicken you eat. It’s chicken the animal, not the food.”

Koala: “This no chicken. This תרנגלת.”

Countdown ticker to innocence-fail: begun.