Category: general

It said “building 505 room 1” on the bulletin board. I went down one floor to find room 1. First room: bomb shelter. Don’t need that yet I think.Second room: room 02. Odd.Third room: 03. Did I go the wrong way?Fourth, fifth and sixth: 04,05, 06. Aw, man.Back to first room: 01. Ahhh. A little…

Is it weird that there is a war going on a few kilometers north of me and I’m psyching myself up for a law final?

Ok: Israel is in Lebanon (fact)Syria is afraid. Tells Hizbullah to stop (JPost)Syria is afraid of getting slammed (me)Iran says not to attack Syria or retaliation is promised (Haaretz)Iran secretly wants Israel to attack Syria (me)If Iran attacks Israel, US attacks Iran (me)If US attacks Iran, WW3 has an open door (me)Iran and others want…

I get it now. 6 years of Israel action commitees; 4 years of leadership; dozens of conferences, rallies and tables in the quad… I get it now. I live here and I see the side I’ve been trying to defend, clear as glass; that side is me now. The news here is showng something completely…

“Allo!”“Hey, what’s up?”“Toast.”“I hope it’s not burnt.”“So I’m coming to your wedding!”“Oh, I’m so happy!”“How are you?”“Living with my mother-in-law for two weeks. You can imagine my charedi mother-in-law and us illegitimately living together pre-marriage.”“Wonderful. Family is so great…”“We’d make a good reality T.V. show. So what’s up with you?”“I got called up. Leaving on…

It’s rare that it rains during the summer in Israel. Katyushas have fallen in Nahariya, Rosh Pina and Sfat, and there is a threat at Haifa. Where the hell is the IDF? More accurately, where are their heads? There eyes and ears? Who’s running the operation here? Operation Summer Rains, indeed. **I’m taking it out…

Here are today’s highlights: I had to wake up at 6 am for work.I lost my wallet.The bus driver refused to believe I’m over 18.My bus broke down in the West Bank.A pervert was feeling me up on the bus towards home.The biggest juke I ever saw was next to the toilet as I was…

I was in the cab trying to chill myself out about losing my wallet; Things go missing all the time, and imagine when your son goes missing, especially your son serving in the army. Then I heard on the radio, “Two soldiers were kidnapped by Hezbollah in the Lebanon border…” And then I felt bad…

It’s weird to be on the other side of this:By other side I mean, I’m not the one feeling helpless that all I can do is rally in America, 4,000 miles away. Well; there still isn’t much I could do from here either, but I probably could do more than I am. Still, I’m reflecting…

My first* World Cup and my** team won***! * First one I paid attention too ever.** “my”, as in, I certainly wasn’t going for France.*** Man, they stole the thing in the tie-breaking kick offs, when really they were exhausted and should have lost early, but good on them!**** It’s late, and that’s the subject…

It seems I never really clarified what I do for a paycheck here. When I used to tell people I worked in marketing for Answers.com, they’d always reply, ‘oh, like telemarketing?’ and that would seriously irk me. That might seriously irk a telemarketer, too, because I’d be an insult to the telemarketing industry, but it…

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