Monthly Archives: May 2006

Had I been Afrewish…

If a Jewish state had been established in Uganda, as Herzl had one time proposed, I think I might have still emigrated to there. Not that I’m saying it should have been done, because obviously the ideal place is Eretz … Continue reading

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Help!

There is a monster living in our apartment. I know it’s a natural part of living in a tropical region; I know that it’s expected living in a city… But they are so much worse in the Middle East…

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Who is strong?

I was giving my (Israeli) friend chizuk. “I know how hard it is to confront people, tell them off… I get that. And I get that you are an optimistic person, you like to see the good in people, so … Continue reading

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Old man strategy.

I have a new stategy for conversing with old men on the bus or at the bus stops or in the makolets. I give them the conversational responses they would give me… It totally stumps them! And, obviously, it sharpens … Continue reading

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Come on, late comers!

For those out there who are only realizing summer break is upon us, and still need something to do this summer – maybe something to beef up their resume? maybe something to relax them? maybe something different than they do … Continue reading

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Language report.

My Hebrew confidence plummets as my Hebrew skills increase.

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Orange-haired Mizrachi lady.

In my head, I gave her three guesses. “So you’re achrei tzava?” “No. I wasn’t in the army. I’m an olah chadasha.” “Oh, you look 20, chamuda. So you’re 18?” “Yeah, I know… No, 23.” “You probably hear that a … Continue reading

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